klaine!AU
In which Kurt and Blaine are both young models :)If you write the fic, please send it to me so I can read it!
Fifteen ways to stay alive
1. Offer the wolves your arm only from the elbow down. Leave tourniquet space. Do not offer them your calves. Do not offer them your side. Do not let them near your femoral artery, your jugular. Give them only your arm.
2. Wear chapstick when kissing the bomb.
3. Pretend you don’t know English.
4. Pretend you never met her.
5. Offer the bomb to the wolves. Offer the wolves to the zombies.
6. Only insert a clean knife into your chest. Rusty ones will cause tetanus. Or infection.
7. Don’t inhale.
8. Realize that this love was not your trainwreck, was not the truck that flattened you, was not your Waterloo, did not cause massive hemorrhaging from a rusty knife. That love is still to come.
9. Use a rusty knife to cut through most of the noose in a strategic place so that it breaks when your weight is on it.
10. Practice desperate pleas for attention, louder calls for help. Learn them in English, French, Spanish: May Day, Aidez-Moi, Ayúdame.
11. Don’t kiss trainwrecks. Don’t kiss knives. Don’t kiss.
12. Pretend you made up the zombies, and only superheroes exist.
13. Pretend there is no kryptonite.
14. Pretend there was no love so sweet that you would have died for it, pretend that it does not belong to someone else now, pretend like your heart depends on it because it does. Pretend there is no wreck — you watched the train go by and felt the air brush your face and that was it. Another train passing. You do not need trains. You can fly. You are a superhero. And there is no kryptonite.
15. Forget her name.
(via opendrawer)
Guess who’s doing another Giveaway!
When I fangirl, I tend to hoard and my mom is making me get rid of duplicates…Selling things is too complicated for me, so I’m giving it away.This is two giveaways in one though.
One winner will get: Glee the Music
- 1-7
- Journey to Regionals
- The Power of Madonna
- Presents the Warblers
- Love Songs
- The Rocky Horror Glee Show
- The Christmas Album Volume 1 and 2
- And the Concert Movie
*All CDs have been used but are in near perfect condition, the only wear being on the cases*
The other winner will recieve:
- Starship DVD
- Starship CD
- Space Tour DVD
- Space Tour CD
- Very Potter Musicals CD
- Human EP
- Dress and Tie single
- Signed Apocolyptour picture
- Official HMB picture from C2E2
- HMB slap bracelet
- Apocolyptour slap bracelet
- Starkid Headband
- And Pink Starkid Sunnies
RULES/GUIDELINES
- Because this is a lot, I want to thank my followers, so you do need to be following me
- I also want to try and keep this as fair as possible, so no contest only blogs
- Likes DO count
- You can reblog as many times as you want, but please try not to spam your followers, it gets annoying.
- I will ship anywhere.
- The first winner to respond will get the choice of which package they want
- And good luck :)
*Winners will be chosen on June 30th by a random number generator. Make sure your ask boxes are open so I can message you. The winners will have 24 hours to respond before I pick someone else.*
darren criss ft saddle shoes
Guess who’s doing another Giveaway!
When I fangirl, I tend to hoard and my mom is making me get rid of duplicates…Selling things is too complicated for me, so I’m giving it away.This is two giveaways in one though.
One winner will get: Glee the Music
- 1-7
- Journey to Regionals
- The Power of Madonna
- Presents the Warblers
- Love Songs
- The Rocky Horror Glee Show
- The Christmas Album Volume 1 and 2
- And the Concert Movie
*All CDs have been used but are in near perfect condition, the only wear being on the cases*
The other winner will recieve:
- Starship DVD
- Starship CD
- Space Tour DVD
- Space Tour CD
- Very Potter Musicals CD
- Human EP
- Dress and Tie single
- Signed Apocolyptour picture
- Official HMB picture from C2E2
- HMB slap bracelet
- Apocolyptour slap bracelet
- Starkid Headband
- And Pink Starkid Sunnies
RULES/GUIDELINES
- Because this is a lot, I want to thank my followers, so you do need to be following me
- I also want to try and keep this as fair as possible, so no contest only blogs
- Likes DO count
- You can reblog as many times as you want, but please try not to spam your followers, it gets annoying.
- I will ship anywhere.
- The first winner to respond will get the choice of which package they want
- And good luck :)
*Winners will be chosen on June 30th by a random number generator. Make sure your ask boxes are open so I can message you. The winners will have 24 hours to respond before I pick someone else.*
Darren Criss’ outfits appreciation
Guess who’s doing another Giveaway!
When I fangirl, I tend to hoard and my mom is making me get rid of duplicates…Selling things is too complicated for me, so I’m giving it away.This is two giveaways in one though.
One winner will get: Glee the Music
- 1-7
- Journey to Regionals
- The Power of Madonna
- Presents the Warblers
- Love Songs
- The Rocky Horror Glee Show
- The Christmas Album Volume 1 and 2
- And the Concert Movie
*All CDs have been used but are in near perfect condition, the only wear being on the cases*
The other winner will recieve:
- Starship DVD
- Starship CD
- Space Tour DVD
- Space Tour CD
- Very Potter Musicals CD
- Human EP
- Dress and Tie single
- Signed Apocolyptour picture
- Official HMB picture from C2E2
- HMB slap bracelet
- Apocolyptour slap bracelet
- Starkid Headband
- And Pink Starkid Sunnies
RULES/GUIDELINES
- Because this is a lot, I want to thank my followers, so you do need to be following me
- I also want to try and keep this as fair as possible, so no contest only blogs
- Likes DO count
- You can reblog as many times as you want, but please try not to spam your followers, it gets annoying.
- I will ship anywhere.
- The first winner to respond will get the choice of which package they want
- And good luck :)
*Winners will be chosen on June 30th by a random number generator. Make sure your ask boxes are open so I can message you. The winners will have 24 hours to respond before I pick someone else.*
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